Things My Dad Says #19

"If I end up on any of those video sites, ill have your phone for a week."

Things My Dad Says #18

"Something about a Mamwich that's always good."

Things My Dad Says #17

"don't hurt the boy!!" (our cat)

Things My Dad Says #16

"Let me check if they've got it on EBay."

Things My Dad Says #15

"when it comes to needles, they call me 'White Lightning'."

Things My Dad Says #15

"You can't always get what you waaaaaaantt!"

Things My Dad Says #12

"Euuughh?!"