Things My Dad Says #22

"I'd be your mother's lint brush any time she wants." *blegh*

Things My Dad Says #21

"COME ON JACKWAGON. LETS GO LOSERBOY"

Things My Dad Says #20

Me:Dad, can we stop at McDonalds and get a frappe.
Dad:Alright.
*sees ~7 cars in drive thru*
Dad:NO. ALL THIS FOR A FRAPPAMOCHAY. NOT TODAY. GOLL."