Things My Dad Says #27

"Come on! Don't shit frick the corner!"

Things My Dad Says #26

"I'm android based."

Things My Dad Says #25

"Dad quick! Name 5 countries!"
"America, Canada, African America,Belgium, Brazil!"
"Did you just say African America?"

Things My Dad Says #22

"I'd be your mother's lint brush any time she wants." *blegh*

Things My Dad Says #21

"COME ON JACKWAGON. LETS GO LOSERBOY"

Things My Dad Says #20

Me:Dad, can we stop at McDonalds and get a frappe.
Dad:Alright.
*sees ~7 cars in drive thru*
Dad:NO. ALL THIS FOR A FRAPPAMOCHAY. NOT TODAY. GOLL."

Things My Dad Says #19

"If I end up on any of those video sites, ill have your phone for a week."