Things My Dad Says

Thursday, November 28, 2013

"Dad quick! Name 5 countries!"
"America, Canada, African America,Belgium, Brazil!"
"Did you just say African America?"

"I'd be your mother's lint brush any time she wants." *blegh*

"COME ON JACKWAGON. LETS GO LOSERBOY"

Me:Dad, can we stop at McDonalds and get a frappe.
Dad:Alright.
*sees ~7 cars in drive thru*
Dad:NO. ALL THIS FOR A FRAPPAMOCHAY. NOT TODAY. GOLL."

"If I end up on any of those video sites, ill have your phone for a week."

"Something about a Mamwich that's always good."

"don't hurt the boy!!" (our cat)