Things My Dad Says #28

AH AH AH AH NOPE YOU CANNOT CHANGE THIS SHIT TO THIS SHIT. NO WE ARE NOT WATCHING DRESSES. 

Things My Dad Says #27

"Come on! Don't shit frick the corner!"

Things My Dad Says #26

"I'm android based."

Things My Dad Says #25

"Dad quick! Name 5 countries!"
"America, Canada, African America,Belgium, Brazil!"
"Did you just say African America?"

Things My Dad Says #22

"I'd be your mother's lint brush any time she wants." *blegh*

Things My Dad Says #21

"COME ON JACKWAGON. LETS GO LOSERBOY"

Things My Dad Says #20

Me:Dad, can we stop at McDonalds and get a frappe.
Dad:Alright.
*sees ~7 cars in drive thru*
Dad:NO. ALL THIS FOR A FRAPPAMOCHAY. NOT TODAY. GOLL."

Things My Dad Says #19

"If I end up on any of those video sites, ill have your phone for a week."

Things My Dad Says #18

"Something about a Mamwich that's always good."

Things My Dad Says #17

"don't hurt the boy!!" (our cat)

Things My Dad Says #16

"Let me check if they've got it on EBay."

Things My Dad Says #15

"when it comes to needles, they call me 'White Lightning'."

Things My Dad Says #15

"You can't always get what you waaaaaaantt!"

Things My Dad Says #12

"Euuughh?!"

Things My Dad Says #12

"YOU ATE MY CANDY!!!"

Things My Dad Says #11

"Better not be on my table!"

Things My Dad Says #10

"That's enough."

Things My Dad Says #9

"Tawk to meeh!"

Things My Dad Says #8

"You maroon!"

Things My Dad Says #7

"Ask your mother."